By Carol V. Aebersold and Chanda Bell
#1 USA Today bestseller, 12/8/16, 12/15/16, 12/22/16
What it is: A children’s book sold with a toy elf. The book explains that you’re supposed to put the elf on your shelf so it can watch over the children in the household and report back to Santa on their activities.
Okay, I didn’t actually read this one. It’s not available on Audible or in the Brooklyn public library system and I’m not paying $30 for a toy elf and a book that probably has about twenty words total. Sorry. Found my limit. If anyone wants me to be that committed to this project you’re going to have to start me a Patreon or something.